Anonymous: Moist

love yourself

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

Anonymous: sex on the moon

faygo-fuckyourself:

it sounds like it’d be outta this world

B)

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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Anonymous: hey did you know that buzzfeed linked to one of your selfies today? :0 it was in their article about hair colors!

O SHIT HELL YEAH 

GONNA PUT THAT ON MY RESUME 

"MY SELFIE WAS ON BUZZFEED" 

misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by meowth13.
[#477. Asexuals are the 1%.]

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